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dusseldorf

Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest. Named for the German city. It can also be used as an equivalent to the word shit; as a verb or noun.
I heard Britney and Kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.
by ps3 in the b November 18, 2006
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Dusseldorf

A word used to describe the epitome of awesomeness, Sometimes confused with a "Cleveland Steamer"

This word is best used when you complete a task you had set out to do, describing that task, or the way you completed that task, as "Dusseldorf."
However, this word can be used in place for any simple word.
As an adjective: "Michael Jordan's shot was Dusseldorf."
As a noun: "Johnny got a Dusseldorf on his test, and aced the class."
As a verb: "Yo Tony, Dusseldorf me that pencil."
As an adverb: "I Dusseldorfingly hit a hole-in-one"
by dusseldorfin4life June 24, 2010
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Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"
by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012
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Dunkeldorf

Dunkeldorf (Doonk-el-dorf) is defined as a person who has a notoriously stupid accent/thoughts/etc.
BRO1: Hey, how about we start a new cult about movements around RGB Hamsters?
BRO2: You Dunkeldorf, those don't even exist.
by NamMuffin March 4, 2023
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Dooseldorf

An angry turd that has you bolting from your seat, bed, or whatever you may be doing, hustling to the nearest bathroom to drop that stinky growler.
Oh shit, wheres the bathroom, man? I feel a Dooseldorf about to erupt from my asshole!growler
by Mr. Dooseldorf November 15, 2014
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Dusseldorf

verb - A sexual act preformed with a midget and involving cake

noun - A town in Germany.
ex. Me and my midget boyfriend dusseldorfed so hard last night, it got everywhere.

Ex. Where does Johanna live? Oh she lives in Dusseldorf.
by Ridgby March 2, 2011
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duesseldorf

One of Germanys major administrative commercial and financial centers with Germanys 3rd largest airports; also serving as a suburb for much larger and cosmopolitan Rhine metropolis city of Koln = Cologne!
Duesseldorf is a village; its already in the name "Dorf"
by anonimously December 25, 2005
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