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Duds of Sussex 

Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).

Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.

Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".

Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").

In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.
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Duds of Sussex 

Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).

Referring to their career failures. From the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service, the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir, Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.

Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".

Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").

In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
The Duds of Sussex are egomaniacial grifters.

disco dyke duds 

This is seen when a masculine woman dresses as a male from "Saturday Night Fever!"
Did you see Pat in the disco dyke duds, looking like Travolta?
disco dyke duds by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2021

hanging duds 

Massive drooping bossoms!
often below the belt line.
whoa look at Ednas hanging duds! you can see them peeping out of her skirt! soon she'l have to tuck them in her socks!
hanging duds by nemis567 December 24, 2006

eye duds 

Eye glasses or sunglasses, especially if they are decorative or have a cool design.
I went to the eye doctor and picked out a new pair of eye glasses. Check out the decorative etching on my eye duds!

eye duds by o-town_girl January 24, 2008

milk duds 

1. a common movie snack, consisting of milk, chocolate, and caramel. 2. slang term for a pair of firm breasts
1. Milk Duds at the Quasi-Plex are so expensive, so I smuggle in some that at the Dollar General next store.

2. When she took off her shirt, she unleashed a set of milk duds that even a hombomb could be proud of.
milk duds by LBT/Antimosity November 23, 2003