Ducks in a row

To have oneself in complete composure; to make sure things are running smoothly

If you're going to go parachuting in the nude, make sure you have your ducks in a row.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Ducksnuts

Cool, awesome, great

Damn, dude, that new video game is ducksnuts!

by Kyle Bause April 12, 2008

dickship

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.

"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."

by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009

shootin ducks

when ur pants are 2 short (showing above ur ankles)

ur grandpa's shootin ducks

by Jalana February 15, 2006

dickshit

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit

my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up

by bluebear April 26, 2020

Dickshitwhore

Means a girl who gets boned in the ass without a rubber, then sucks the dudes poopdick.

courtney love is a dickshitwhore
a lot of girls who go to my high school are also dickshitwhores

by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009

DuckShave

The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.

"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"

"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"

by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014