duche

1. Someone who does prissy shit for stupid reasons.

2. short for duche bag

Henry David Thoreau refused to pay a poll tax for "Civil Disobediance." He was held in jail for one night while someone else paid it for him. What a duche.

by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005

duche

Someone who does stupid shit to make them self hated and despised by the people around them. Consequentially this may be a fat person named Garret.

"that fat shit Garret is a duche"

by Ranger rotc November 18, 2007

Duch

An elongated head, similar to the 'skulls' in the Indiana Jones film, "Indiana Jones and the crystal skull".

"I would love to clutch that duch"

"Dude check out that guys duch"

by TommyP88 December 21, 2009

duche

bitch, slut-bag whore; red-heads who calls themselves blondes

Christine is a duche.

by Deanna and Jacqueline December 18, 2004

duche

Joshua Duvall

Joshua Duvall said duche like a dumbass

by Joshua Duvall November 6, 2018

duche nugget

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)

Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.

by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010

jew duche

Batman in the D&D dungeon!

Sometimes characterized as the d&d player using the most stealth and awkward movements!!

"Na na na na na na na na JEW DUCHE!"

Wow, did you see those moves batman has, what a Jew duche!!

by Widget Tits May 27, 2017