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drunkload

A load of of people going out for more beers, once they are already drunk. Usually makes the car seem more like minibus on a bucks night
My sons' friends came over for warm up drinks. I ended up taking a drunkload of them to the Exchange Hotel!
by Ranger35 April 22, 2018
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premature drunkulation

the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party
Our friend got drunk too early, aka premature drunkulation. Party foul! Epic fail.
by nardkat123 October 28, 2010
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drunkonality

The personality a person has when they drink or get drunk that is significantly different from their normal personality. This can be good or bad depending on the person/situation and level of intoxication.
Girl 1 : I saw you at the party with that guy you've been drooling over. How did THAT go ?

Girl 2 : Are you serious ? You saw him ! He was acting like a fucking idiot ! He had a drunkonality that made me want to have his ass kicked. It was SO embarrassing, I ended up ditching his ass !

Guy 1 : Hey that chic you were with last night was hot, man. Where did you meet her at ?

Guy 2 : Yeah, we work together. She has an awesome drunkonality too, we have a blast wherever we go kick it. She's cool as hell, I'm really liking this one.
by ValeriKCkixass February 21, 2010
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drunkocalypse

Impossibilities in the lives of drunks coming to fruition.
Neither Booby nor I drank on St. Patrick's Day. How the world didn't crumble under this drunkocalypse is beyond reason!
by ZaZopolis March 18, 2010
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drunkonary

used to decipher drunk texts your friends send
chpis i lobved uf=
Drunkonary
Chris i love you
by wonder whizz April 10, 2010
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drunkoline

Any large-sized trampoline utilized for pleasurable entertainment, i.e. mirth, whilst intoxicated.
"Wow...Greg just launched Maria off the drunkoline. I wonder if she'll remember that tomorrow!"
by superfelon July 30, 2012
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Drunkolepsy

Drunkolepsy is a chronic drinking disorder in which a person falls asleep at inappropriate times while drunk, such as face first on a bar, on the dance floor or in the back of your car. Drunkoleptics usually exhibit severe bouts of rage when disturbed during their slumber. Caution should be used when approaching a drunkoleptic while asleep. However, staying out of arms reach is generally sufficient to avoid any harm as they are incapable of more than general grunts and spastic movements while attempting to ward off the concerned onlooker.

When a drunkoleptic falls asleep they generally experience drooling, snoring and other obnoxious stages of sleep.

Awakening a drunkoleptic usually results in a person with slurred speech, impaired vision, (double vision, inability to focus), impaired hearing and confusion of person, place and time and anger issues.

Drunkolepsy is an excessive drinking disorder. While the condition itself is not caused by mental illness or psychological problems, the underlying need to drink so much that one passes out in public on a normal basis, is most likely a sure sign of a psychological problem.

The term drunkolepsy derives from the combination of the English "drunk" meaning, "being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; and the Greek (lepsis), "attack" or "seizure".
Man, we were out last night and Chantel completely passed out on the bar, face first, drool puddle, the works. I think she is suffering from drunkolepsy!
by TJJC March 15, 2011
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