Piss Drawer

A piss Drawer is exactly what it sounds like, it's a drawer full of piss.(just don't let your mom find out)

Oh shit mom found the piss Drawer.

by Biggie trux February 13, 2019

rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

man drawer

A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks

Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.

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"John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."

"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."

"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."

by CharSet July 23, 2009

Chris Dower

swag

Let me just turn my Chris Dower on

by yeeeh August 22, 2011

torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers

by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016

Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.

School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."

by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019

Second Drawer

To have sex.

Oh man, I would second drawer that girl so bad.

by EXSpinalTap September 26, 2009