dickslexia

the failure to participate in oral sex

"i got back with nigel last night, but when things started to get a bit frisky, he told me his dickslexia was back.
I was not happy" :|

by Rebecca Davies March 4, 2008

dickslexia

Dickslexia Dicks-lexia = is an intense euphoric state of being caused by multiple full body orgasms.

symtoms of dickslexia; temporary loss of lower extremities, shortness of breath, rapid pulse, paralysis, and hyperventilation. Some other temporary side effects of dickslexia include, difficulty standing, sitting, breathing, and performing basic motor functions. An episode of dickslexia can last from a few moments up to one week in extreme situations. Subject will be spent from orgasmic convulsions, and at a loss for words. My girl had dickslexia so bad she could't stand up or sit down for twenty minutes.

by Root 66 October 3, 2009

dickslexia

1.Confusion of the penis, when it has difficulty with performing normal functions
2.Also used as a general insult

1.So it's just you and Jean-Luc tonight Brenda?
No, he's come down with dickslexia

2. HAHAHA, you have dyslexia!
At least i'm not DICKSLEXIC like you, Keith

by Ralph loves Martin December 9, 2008

dickslexia

Someone who blames his spelling on having dyslexia but everyone know that there just thick as shit

Tony: have you got the address of that resturant
man: yeah sure here it is sorry about the speling ive got dyslexia
tony: oh..........sure its not Dickslexia

by frogcloset November 22, 2005

drinklexia

Having many opened cans/bottles, usually only 2 drinks taken outta each one of them

My drinklexia was so bad I had no space on my bed side OR my dresser to set down my new Mtn Dew

by stinkytrinket January 26, 2021

Dickslexia

When the dick goes in the wrong hole.

Sasha: OWWW MY ASS!!!
Johnny: Sorry, I have Dickslexia :/

by Raeding Raeden March 7, 2020

Dickslexia

A severe condition involving impairment of judgement and overall inability to understand the male sex

My dickslexia is kicking so hard this month I almost banged my carpenter.

by Nosenseatall November 11, 2021