Deceptive Cum

Another way to say Decepticon.

You've heard of Decepticons, now get ready for Deceptive Cum.

by a real bean May 26, 2017

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

...no comment

by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

Deceptive Creep

A new breed of Creep. Such a form of Creep was not envisaged by the Greek fishermen a couple of centuries ago, when the art of Creeping was in its early stages of development. Such a Creep is widely regarded as the most dangerous type of Creep, as the victim rarely/never knows that they are the subject of the act of Creeping in question. Such Creeping must be monitored if the future of Creeping in general is to be maintained.

Hey, like I may or may not have noticed Louise left her door unlocked earlier so like the Deceptive Creep I am went into her room and Creeped on her diary.

by creepwithoutvoice June 15, 2011

deceptively intelligent

A compinsult, used when someone is smarter than they appear. It may be that it's being looked at such that the "thing" (whatever it is) is deceptive. In a way, that's true, but it is we who are being deceived. If his intelligence is deceptive, I am being deceived as to his intelligence.

mike: you are deceptively intelligent
mary: what is that last word mean that starts with a d
mike: look it up
mary: so ur telling me that im lying to u about what im telling u
mike: no, mary, try again...
(point proven)

by ekimregor February 28, 2011

deceptibear

An individual who looks like a bear, but is not.

He had a beard, so I thought he was a bear. Turns out, he's a hipster who hasn't shaved in a while. That guy is a total deceptibear.

That deceptibear has a furry mug, but is hairless everywhere else when he's naked.

by Toropop July 10, 2010

deceptivecon

A male whom trick women in many ways.

Starscreen is no deceptivecon, Denise !

by Çząr July 28, 2015