Dazzled

-impressed.
-flattered.

"do i dazzle you?"
"frequently."

girl just got dazzled

by twigirl December 19, 2008

Dick-dazzled

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

The female version of being pussy whipped.

(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.

(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.

by GrrrlllScout December 16, 2008

Dozzlefutz

n. Any situation in which your iguana runs out of ammunition.

"Wow, we're in a dozzlefutz. Fuck."

by Dunham May 8, 2004

Nozzle Dozzle

It is a highly contractable std, much akin to herpesyphilaids.

Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.

Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.

Guy 1: dude I just got a high five for $10.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.

by generalee72 April 10, 2013

Dizzled

1.) To be robbed.

2.) To have your sack pinched.

3.) To be stood up.

"Shite, I have just been DIZZLED!!!"

"You son of a bitch, you just DIZZLED my sack!"

"Steve was supposed to pick me up, I think I've been DIZZLED!!"

by Andreas Pantalones January 7, 2009

doozledorf

an AMAZING word that can pretty much mean anything but usually used to insult someone either lazy or of very low inteligence

kyle is such a fucking doozledorf it takes him 6 hours to wash one sink of dishes

by Talk_of_CT May 16, 2007

bunk dizzled

A supreme state of intoxication in which one begins throwing full cups of beer at others.

Sean - "Yo B, are you gonna get bunk dizzled tonight and slay?"

Brendan- "Yes and yes"

by bunk dizzle January 31, 2005