douchebumps

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

douchelympics

word for a place where there are alot of douche bags in one place

i've never seen so many douche bags in my life! we're officially at the douchelympics!

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

Doucheium

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011

douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

by Flix December 25, 2007

douche pump

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.

"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"

by lancaster cock-knockers February 2, 2008

douchepurse

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

by sloriag April 18, 2009