sanctimonium

noun, the chemical compound found in the systems of the self-righteous, resulting in their pontificating with moral impugnity
Her church-folk friends were alright, but you could smell the sanctimonium in the air when the subject of abstinence came up
by OneCharmingBastard May 09, 2011
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Doucheium

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;
'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"
by OneCharmingBastard May 05, 2011
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