Definitions by OneCharmingBastard

sanctimonium 

noun, the chemical compound found in the systems of the self-righteous, resulting in their pontificating with moral impugnity

Her church-folk friends were alright, but you could smell the sanctimonium in the air when the subject of abstinence came up

sanctimonium by OneCharmingBastard May 9, 2011

Doucheium 

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

Doucheium by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011