douchescovery

finding out someone's a douche.

We made a douchescovery, seems he's been gossiping and sharing personal information and photos with everyone while juggling several different girls and lying to them each about the others.

by sokeri February 24, 2010

Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

by Gorgechild December 22, 2010

Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011

doucheocracy

Governed by and for the douchebags. Any cause, action or issue that a douchebag would propose, support, legislate, enforce, enact and/or fund.

The guy wearing the Affliction shirt who cut to the front of the line at the bar must have thought it was governed under a doucheocracy

by kittenzANDpeguinz May 10, 2011

Doucheberg

1. When somebody seems like a douche at first, but then is proven to be an even bigger douche than expected
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche

1. Dude, he's such a doucheberg. I knew he was a douche, but I didn't think he was this bad!

by Vinnythed September 8, 2013

Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.

Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."

by samzi August 26, 2013

david doucheovny

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.

Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...

by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011