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douchemonkey

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:
"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."
by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007
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douchetool

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
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Doucheroo

Pronunciation: Douche-uh-roo.
Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.
Yo that guy zach is a doucheroo!
by platypussyrex November 15, 2009
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Douchemobile

prime vehicle of choice for a Douche or Douchebag.

Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.

May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;
(revvv, rumble rumble, insert car noise) "whats that annoying ass sound..why the fuck does he do that with his car?....oh that's just Shawn's Douchemobile, he does that to alert girls he's around; the flashiness makes you think he's hot, but under that seatbelt and steering wheel is just a itty-bitty chode...I would know"
by Grandmaster Cookie November 20, 2011
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Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
by thebeckster February 7, 2010
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DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
by Tombadill August 3, 2007
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doucherod

the act of applying douchery from a distance using a douchebag on a stick/rod.
man this fucker put a gun to my dome and made me use a doucherod on this fat bitch!
by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004
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