Douchitude

A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.

After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.

by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009

douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.

You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.

by shenenagens April 7, 2009

Douchitude

The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.

I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!

by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009

douchetatude

A persons capability of being a douche.

"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."

or

"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"

douche douchey douchebag

by Castlehassle November 29, 2010

douchetude

n., amount of douchey-ness, often measured in levels

When you use "Cheers" as your sign-off for professional emails, it only invites speculation into your level of douchetude. Sorry.

by Arthur Gopal February 20, 2011

Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.

"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."

by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011

DoucheTube

A more proper and fitting name for "YouTube" given its propensity to censor comments and sanitize the discussion. Such censorship often serves to drive the conversation in a particular direction at the whim of the censor, and is essentially un-American and a violation of the rights granted under the US Constitution for free expression and discourse.

I saw a really sanitized comment. It was on DoucheTube.

DoucheTube removed my comment again.

I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.

by Looking Forward to the End October 27, 2023