douchebagged

When someone pulls a move that would earn them the title "Douchebag", one is said to have douchebagged, i.e. if one were to horribly misspell a word online or walk into something in public.

John: What are you doing friday night?
Bertha: Im rniung a ramhthaon.
John: Wow, you just douchebagged.

Joey and Mike are walking through the mall, and Joey sees a gorgeous woman, and, whilst staring at her, accidentally trips over an ornamental pillar base and face-plants in front of dozens of people. Mike then says, "Whoa, you douchebagged big time, man!"

by jodere March 6, 2007

Douchebaggedy

to be like a douchebag; something a douchebag would do.

Man, that was so douchebaggedy!

by XchikaXchikaX September 11, 2005

douchebaggedness

Bubba Watson, pro golfer. aka Bubba Douche. Often mistakenly referred to as polarizing. Polarizing would require that someone, other than possibly his mom, likes him. Well on the one hand he is a complete douchebag; on the other he is a god squad tool. Polarizing. Equally hated by all but the main reason for hatred is polarizing. Thus really the definition of douchebaggedness.

Bubba Douche is without question the clubhouse leader in douchebaggedness.

by Crankhonk June 20, 2016

douchebaggedery

When someone is always a douchebag in every facet of life. One whom lacks empathy, no couth, thief, cheats, spousal abuser, religious fanatic, upper soacio evonomic class, adulterous, narcissist. Likely an attorney, stock broker, police or correctional officer politician, works at the clerk of courts or telemarketer

J1 Eaton is about that douchebaggedery lifestyle for life. He stole his best friends sewer auger and his grandma's antique record player and traded them for a gram of meth and twenty dollars to playelectronic slots with and turnwd around and blamed blamed it on Vinny.

by Sofaking Eastwood July 2, 2025