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Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010
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douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."
Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.
by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010
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douchebooking

The act of making major DRAMA on Facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.
OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking
by don't douchebook April 30, 2010
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douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche
She posted it on douchebook
by XShankX August 20, 2015
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douchehoolery

Shenanigans performed by a douchebag(s). Exasperating acts of incredible disregard to other people. Petty or self centered attempts for personal gain.
You would not believe the douchehoolery I had to put up with this weekend from my boyfriend's friends. They spent the entire time cracking on me and messing up the apartment.
by Marie Northgate April 17, 2011
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douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.
Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.
by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022
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