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dockwhore

a female who waits at the docks, waiting for ships to come in so she can service the crew, see also crewback
Shelb: Hey Chris, where's your sister?
Chris: I think she said she was going to watch the USS Nimitz come into port
Shelb:....yeah....she's a dockwhore
Chris: Fu....nah, you're right.....damn
by Darth Wells October 31, 2007
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douchehole

douche + asshole. thereby, making the person in question, more of a douche and an asshole at the same time. generally used with people who just drive you crazy and calling them anything else just seems too little. it was invented for frank lampard.
That Frank Lampard is such a douchehole.
by jlschen April 24, 2009
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touchwhore

One who enjoys being close to and touching others in a nonsexual way.
Often used as a term of endearment.
As she went around collecting hugs from all her friends, she laughed as every one of them called her a touchwhore.
by Pickleweasel the Hobo July 29, 2008
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Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.
Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh
by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011
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douchewhore

<< Slang >> A derogatory term for a person who exhibits a lack of caring or understanding for another person. Particularly used to illustrate someone who abuses power.
(1) Our Calculus professor was being a tremendous douchewhore when he banned the use of calculators during exams.
(2) American politicians are usually tremendous douchewhores who do not represent the interest of their constituents, and instead, cater to the needs of special interest organizations and lobbyists.
by BSen August 28, 2005
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douchewhore

basically a douche but worse.
somone who fucks up something you were trying to do or say.
"CHRISTIAN MOORE! you're such a douchewhore when we play Sorry"
by TabethaMcc December 16, 2008
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Douchehole

When you can't decide if a person is a douchebag, an asshole or both.
Did you see Glen Beck crying and lying on TV? What a douchehole!!!
by Blancoboy200 October 18, 2009
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