Double Whammy

When you take xans and then play video games

Geoff: Hey Aidan what did you do this weekend
Aidan: I had a double whammy all weekend
Geoff: Jesus man get a life

by vpaulino November 11, 2018

Double Whammy

After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.

Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!

by Mitch Donato March 6, 2010

Double Whammy

This is a sexual position in which the female sits upon the male genitalia (full penetration) and the male thrusts upward multiple times with his hips. When the male deems ready he raises his arms in the air, clenching his fingers into tight fists. The male then brings his fists down as hard as possible upon the female clitoris. Fists brought down multiple times upon the clitoris is still considered a double wammy.

"Damn yo, did you hear that Janie got double whammyed yesterday? " -Big Tom
"No my bro, what about it?" - Slippery Dean
"She has to get reconstructive surgery." -Big Tom
"Wow, terrible, will she be able to cover the costs of this insurmountably expensive surgery?" -Slippery Dean
"I am unaware of her finances." - Big Tom

by Arthur Cunning January 25, 2016

Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.

Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.

by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020

Double Whammy

A double whammy is two or more girls with lesbian tendencys who express their homosexual needs by hooking up with the same guy at the same time. these girls are most likely to be thought of as best friends and hipster whores that no one likes. a double whammy usually is attracted to the jock but only usually gets desperate losers, and other non significant beings.

guy: hook up with me, both of you. * being ironic*
double whammys: sure *serious*

by laxxxxxer4life June 18, 2011

Double Whammy

To stand in front of a mirror in a room with the door ajar while masterbating, in the hope that some one will see you and your reflection.

When my room mates are home I like to double whammy.

I was walking through the hallway and caught my son double whammying.

I caught my cocksword in a double whammy. The todd is up, the todd is good.

by Toddenhiemer February 4, 2010

Double Whammy

When she gets it in the front and the back.

Man #1 "Shit! Did u here about Lisa, she got a double whammy last night!"
Man #2 "Hell ya! I was in the back..."

by iamblank..... July 31, 2018