2 definitions by Mitch Donato

When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.
We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.
by Mitch Donato December 8, 2009
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After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.
Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!
by Mitch Donato March 6, 2010
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