Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

by Ben February 3, 2005

dogwood sandwich

A type of sandwich. The maker has no idea how it will taste, and therefore of they don't eat it, the dog would. As expressed in For Better or for Worse.

I had a dogwood sandwich for lunch today, and it was completely gross.

by Cameo March 31, 2005

Dogwood

Angry, hateful creature fuelled by pure rage. Powerful and angry, perhaps it's only weakness is an unusual fondness for Asian women.

Jesus man, put the sledgehammer down! There's no need to be so Dogwood about it!

by Allen Park October 10, 2005

Dogwood

a Dogwood is someone who is your dog (aka homie) and a wood (prison gang member aka Aryan Brotherhood).

Person 1 :What's up dogwood?
Person 2: Oh nothin much, w'boutchu wood?

by CocaineAddict420 April 26, 2021

dogwood

The most basic is more accurate: Dog Boner.

Looks like that mutt likes you. He's throwin' some serious "Dogwood"! I bet a cat couldn't scratch that pinky down.

by SuperDave April 22, 2006

Dirwood

a name that is often given to a individual on the premise of being a, bad mother fucker.

dirwood tore that mother fuckin shit up. yeah.

by dirwood January 6, 2004

derwood

One who goes to see an old high school girl strip. A career masterbater

What a fucking derwood Jeff is, the chick that he dated is a slut

by BabyG February 24, 2003