Cardboard triangles with a heavy MSG coating.
Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.
There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.
There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Every bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% MSG.
by Dr Suffering October 8, 2014
Get the Doritosmug. Want some Doritos in your pussy
by Savagedick March 5, 2018
Get the Doritosmug. A delicious snack that constitutes the bulk of the diet of lazy people and college students. Goes great with beer. However, owners of Doritos hate to have their own Doritos taken.
by SSaxdude February 10, 2010
Get the doritosmug. (N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.
by Bone June 18, 2004
Get the doritomug. by Pizard May 4, 2011
Get the Doritomug. by @Ben_tens_juicy_memes July 14, 2021
Get the Doritoesmug. 1) Crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured 'dip'.
Also possibly the best snack in the world!
2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
Also possibly the best snack in the world!
2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
by Curt Parr December 26, 2008
Get the doritomug.