doritos

The code name for marijuana if talked about on the phone or around other people.

Hey, let's get a big bag of doritos!

I just spent $80 on doritos.

doritos by CaptSpaulding April 9, 2006

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Doritos

The main staple of a nigger's diet.
Usually consumed with some extremely sweet fruit drink.

I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.

Doritos by Sam July 22, 2008

Doritos

Cardboard triangles with a heavy MSG coating.

Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.

There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.

Every bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% MSG.

Doritos by Dr Suffering October 8, 2014