Deontologist

A person who follows rules, no matter how dumb.

Synonyms: stickler, anal retentive, pedant

Hume: Bentham sure is pissed at you.
Voltaire: He said I could stay at his house as long as I didn’t fuck his sister.
Hume: You fucked his sister?
Voltaire: His *step*-sister. That guy’s such a deontologist.

by LosLorenzo June 18, 2019

Dankology

The study of dank

Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"

by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009

Dinoology

Dinoology is the study of the life and teachings of the Master of Hip, Dino Martin.

Our pallie took a course in Dinoology in order to have a better understanding of Dino Martin's "Principles Of Obtaining Coolness."

by kentsmokerguy July 14, 2006

doxology

A four-lined song used in Presbyterian Christian services. It us commonly sung in praise of God's grace and goodness.

"Praise God from Whom all blessings flow,
Praise Him all creatures here below,
Praise Him above ye Heavenly Host,
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost."

Every Sunday, after we give our tithes and offerings, the congregation stands and sings the Doxology.

by jayandsilentbob December 2, 2007

Dextology

The religion that worships food.

My religion is dextology , Dextology is true enlightenment

by lolwhat123 October 12, 2009

Nontology

Nontology is the negation of ontology or the possibility of our mind to understand by logic the ultimate nature of things

To derive the existence of God by logic ( onto-logy ), means to lead to the extreme consequences the virtues of a disputable cognitive tool ( logic ) and therefore not demonstrate his existence but rather only the limits of this human tool ( nontology ).

by Andrea Jagher October 12, 2007

dogology

experience training dogs. i once saw this on a resume

got me a Ph.d in dogology

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009