THAT BLOWS DONKEYS

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.

Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!

by wudupyo11 December 18, 2008

Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.

I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.

by Dajoho September 22, 2006

Where da donkeys

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)

Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)

by wheredadonks August 29, 2010

Swamp Donkeys

A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS

Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No

by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019

Swamp Donkeys

Groupies, Sluts, Group of skanks that swarm the bars

"Dude, I need some poon, where's all the swamp donkeys?"

by Mel Chappell December 20, 2008

Bisexual Donkeys

A way to end a very eventful conversation.
Only cool people use it.
The person who recieves BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
Has to return it by saying BISEXAUL DONKEYS!

Mark: See you later
Alice: Bye!!
Mark: BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Alice: Oh Of corse BISEXUAL DONKEYS!

by Alice:) September 29, 2009

shiny sky donkeys

decidedly unusual people. not part of any subculture. not uber-fans of any band or comic or anything like that. will prefer to talk utter shite for hours on end than hold a rational conversation

SSD: what if we're all colour blind?
normal person: excuse me
SSD: well what if the sky's not blue. what if it's pink
normal person: i'm pretty sure the sky's blue
SSD: ever thought about getting your eyes tested? though what if your optician was colour blind too?
*at this point the normal person's brain starts melting*

by sugarhigh February 15, 2005