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dangleitis

In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone wtih dangleitis then is someone who uncontrolably can dangle.

There is no known cure.
Person A: " Did you see the moves Crosby put on last night in the shoot out? "
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."
by Nytoxic December 7, 2005
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Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.
"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."
by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013
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dinglebat

A dinglebat is worse then a dingleberry. A dingleberry is someone who acts inappropriately. A Dinglebat is someone who clings to a seriously flawed philosophical trend, or a political trend, because it will curry them favor.
Smithers on The Simpsons is a Dinglebat. As is Larry Jacobs, or Dr. Hager....
by Gay Auntie November 30, 2009
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Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.
Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!
by BMBZ August 12, 2011
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donglebook

A Macbook with No or Barely any ports
Shit my Computer Has No Ports worst mistake ever made by purchasing this Donglebook
by Klinkhammer November 27, 2017
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dangleitis

A rare sickness of the hands, seen on an ice rink if seen at all. Symptoms include toe drags, triple dekes, sauce, the dirty pavel. Can be cured by using a wooden stick, using a brutal knob, or wearing a bauer cage.
Broadie #1: Did you see the move freaky Sully pulled last night on that Needham bender last night.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.
by Rocko Lumber January 23, 2008
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Dongnobit

1. The act of dongnobiting. This is generally a term used as a means to mean something that has no current meaning.

2. A term used to characterise someone who has perfected the art of bullshiting to such a degree that they can make the impossible seem probable.

3. A refrence to a race of retarded, cannibalistic pandas that are only found in Asian countries starting with with the word Q. They are often considered delicacies and are nature's natural Viagra.
God Jon, why am I such an awesome dongnobit.

As I travelled through one of the many Asian jungles found in Asia, I witness an adorable family of dongnobit pandas. After watching these dongnobits first hand, I shot a couple and ate their delicious panda flesh. However, because of my endevor, I got an erection that lasted for a whole year.
by MonkeyJujuu December 19, 2007
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