Dongnobit 

1. The act of dongnobiting. This is generally a term used as a means to mean something that has no current meaning.

2. A term used to characterise someone who has perfected the art of bullshiting to such a degree that they can make the impossible seem probable.

3. A refrence to a race of retarded, cannibalistic pandas that are only found in Asian countries starting with with the word Q. They are often considered delicacies and are nature's natural Viagra.

God Jon, why am I such an awesome dongnobit.

As I travelled through one of the many Asian jungles found in Asia, I witness an adorable family of dongnobit pandas. After watching these dongnobits first hand, I shot a couple and ate their delicious panda flesh. However, because of my endevor, I got an erection that lasted for a whole year.

Dongnobit by MonkeyJujuu December 19, 2007

Dongnite 

A colloquial term of endearment for a significant other, a close friend, or something or someone that one has a strong and important connection to.

"She's my dongnite. Nothing matters more to me."

Dongnite by Arccimpulse February 24, 2009

Donglebit 

The act of masturbating to and the sexual arousal towards the internet... not pornography... just the internet.

Boy 1 - "Oi bro, did you donglebit yesterday? "
Boy 2 - "yesterday? BRO EVERYDAY!!"
*both boys then proceed to high five each other, then pull each others pants down and donglebit each others genitalia*

Donglebit by flyingbaconsandwich December 15, 2013

Dongbition 

An ambitious DONG.

My DONGbition is shameless.

Dongbition by Dongbitious May 12, 2016

Dongnity 

The ultimate weapon used by the Devil himself.

"Hey dude, pass me the Dongnity."

Dongnity by Oshriel-des June 27, 2017

Dongnity 

Our God and Saviour.

I sexually identify as a Dongnity. Ever since I was a small little boy, I dreamed of busting a nut. People tell me that being a Dongnity is impossible and that I'm a Nigger, but I don't care, those guys are little shits. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a Dong to me and then I can bust a nut. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a Dongnity and my right to Nut; protecting my right of Nutting. If you can't accept me you are a Dongnityaphobe and should check your fucking privilege, fucking cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a Dongnity, thanks for understanding.

Dongnity by No_Dignity June 27, 2017

dogmobitch

A person who weaponizes confirmation bias to fuel a hostile herd mentality. She is characterized by an arrogant refusal to acknowledge facts that contradict her group's narrative, using the "power of the pack" to justify aggressive or "bitchy" behavior.

Key Traits:
Selective Hearing: Only processes information that makes her group look right and others look wrong.

Unearned Certainty: Becomes 100% "dogmatic" about a topic simply because her social circle agrees.

Pack-Shielding: Uses the mob as a shield to avoid personal accountability for being mean

"She’s reached peak dogmobitch status; she’s currently ignoring three eyewitness accounts and a video just because her clique wants to keep the drama going."

dogmobitch by wiwowiwowi February 11, 2026