Donglegate

The scandal by Apple in late 2016 where the company released several products with non-standard ports that require special dongles to be compatible with the rest of the world. Special dongles were required for headphones, USB ports, and power adapters.

Steve: Hey can I borrow your headphones?
Bob: Here you go!
Steve: Oh, damn. I can't plug these in to my new iphone. I forgot to bring my dongle.
Bob: Damn Donglegate...

by Missing Waldo November 7, 2016

Dongbeater

A person that is dazed or confused and doesn't know what is going on at all. Continuosly beats their dong in the corner

Not knowing what is going on;
Ex: Look at that dongbeater over there.

by gus89 April 8, 2011

Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.

"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."

by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013

Dongleganger

Its like doppelganger except its when you and someone have identical dongs.

Example1
Kid 1- Wow bro, our schlongs look just alike!

Kid 2-Yeah my dudeski i guess you could say were donglegangers!
Example2
Scoutmaster- Hey billy did you know you and kyle have very similar penises?
Billy-Yeah hes my dongleganger!

by KooterIntruder July 11, 2019