I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
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To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
Get the Douching through the snow mug.When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
Get the Mountain Douching mug.1) The distasteful act of popping up the collar of a
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
Douchin' It Out
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
by Cheeto Macaroni! February 6, 2010
Get the Douchin' It Out mug.To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.
Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.
Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?
Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?
Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
by Prudence19 December 30, 2020
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