Doily

A piece of poop characterize by its extended length and coiled appearance

Damn, the doily I just dropped filled the whole toilet!

by Rlesser22 May 11, 2019

oily doily

petroleum based lubricant soaked ornamental linen mat

Get that oily doily out of my face

by NICKshifter April 4, 2009

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).

Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.

by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007

Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.

Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness

by Said Person August 31, 2007

Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012

dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

The Daily Doily

Idle gossip and chit chat

Whatz da tabloids goda say in The Daily Doily today hey?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010