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Dogfish

When you have met someone on the internet/through a dating site and when you meet them they turn out to not actually be a dog like the snapchat filter made you think.
"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"
by Bakedhoven April 6, 2017
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Dogfish

when someone on a dating app uses pictures of themselves with their friends’ dogs and makes it seem like the dogs are theirs
I swiped right on a guy on tinder because he had the cutest dog but when I talked to him he said the dog wasn’t even his. He totally dogfished me, so I unmatched him.
by jules magoo October 15, 2018
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dogfishbeaver

When your hairy pussy lips look like fish lips and smell like dog breath.
I fucked your sister, Tina's, dogfishbeaver last night, now I can't wash the stench off my weinis
by babytina March 26, 2011
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Dogfister

A person that commits the act of fisting a dog.
Marcus: "Ed what are you doing! you have your fist up my dog!"

Ed: "I'm dog fisting Marcus, it feels so right and warm, like a glove."

Ed: "I'm a dogfister marcus, a dogfister."
by Marcus Steele May 8, 2008
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Dogfish

a person on a any given website or app that uses pictures significantly more attractive than they are at the time of the date/meet-up.

(on a scale from 1-10 a 3pt+ drop would qualify one as a "dogfish" not a catfish where the pictures used are of a completely different person or sex) (credits-Hicksy)
Girrrrrrllllll, his photos must have been from his high school days when he was a 9. Because when he showed up he as more like a 6, damn dogfish fuck-boys.
by AdamAGame June 6, 2018
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The DogFish

When you do your girl in doggy while your ice fishing and your jigging at the same time, and you catch a fish and when you reel it up and slap her with the fish making you both cum
I was in the ice shack with my girlfriend doing the DogFish and we both came so hard!
by Dakota2105 February 21, 2022
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Dofisher

Dofhiser is a scaly girl fish

a teenage girl who has a face and will make you laugh so hard your turban falls into your curry
she is nuts and will drop you mofo

she uses multiple sayings like "its just like coldcase files"
back in the year of 2010 she was originally called gilbitch. this, in recent years has changed.

sorry.
dofisher OMG ANNAPHALACTIC SHOCK IS NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!
COMMMMEEEE BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK

WEEEEE LOOOOVEEEE UUUU

a lot of ppl will read this and know how much you love white dog sh**
by your mothers fish. December 22, 2010
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