Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

doobar

A marijuana joint or blunt.

Wow, that is one fat doobar that you're smoking!

by Miss Hoover August 24, 2007

Dogbird

The opposite of a catfish

She was so much hotter than her photos on tinder. I got dogbirded.

by ABadbooty1 December 14, 2016

dogarrhea

n. the brown ooze from an sick dog; usually found in puddles on the sofa or floor

Ew! I stepped right in Jo-Jo's dogarrhea!

by skukuza June 11, 2007

dogpark

A revision of the old time sexual classic, the 69. More focus on the Anus. Okay all focus. It turns into a dance of following each other around in a circle never quite reaching the b hole. Similar to 2 dogs at the park. Dogpark.

"Every time Mariah and I dogpark, it gets to be pretty one sided."

by Kaptain_Kiel August 19, 2014

dogarse cunt

fuckin rotten lowlife scum.
someone that doesnt deserve the same oxygen as everyone else.
when cunt just doesnt cut it

That fuckin dogarse cunt keeps talkin shit

guy: this dumb bitch crashed into me today.

mate: that dogarse cunt

by vbanks June 22, 2018

DOGARF

A "word" used in a scrabble game with Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny in an episode of "Bugs Bunny and Friends".

"Is DOGARF a word?" "..I'm not telling you." "Your fun to play with."

by goturnoselolz August 25, 2021