dog walked

To beat the living shit out of someone.

This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.

by naruto star April 5, 2016

dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

dog wanker

Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!

"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."

by Irish84 October 28, 2005

Dog Walked

That shit Cardi B did to Tammy Longstalking on Twitter

She got her MAGA ass dog walked.

by GlenC January 20, 2019

Dog Wankerer

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.

Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.

by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. March 31, 2004