Upper Decker

Step 1) Make sure nobody's around.

Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.

Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.

Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.

Step 5) Wipe your ass.

Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.

Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.

Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.

Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.

Step 10) Mission accomplished.

Plumber: It looks like you have feces in your toilet's tank.

Victim: It must have been an upper decker.

Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!

by Mike_Litoris June 29, 2011

Double Decker Home Wrecker

A totally rad version of an Upper Decker. This act usually requires two fecal filled individuals. First open up the top part of the recipients toilet and pinch a few hefty loaves inside. The next step is to shit in the toilet bowl. first a layer of toilet paper, then crap on top, then another layer of toilet paper so its sure to leave a nice clog. The recipient will try to flush the mess down the toilet but be pleasantly surprised with a brown whirlpool of shit. even if they try to plunge it, more shit water will come to the scene.

A) Hey, them reggins are having a party!

B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!

by just call me K May 28, 2009

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

Deckerstar

The ship name for Lucifer Morningstar and Chloe Decker in the Netflix film, Lucifer

"Ugggg, I wish Chloe and Lucifer would get together already!!! Deckerstar shippers unite!!!!!!"

by TrixieMorningstar June 19, 2019

Decker

Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.

I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.

Girl: What is that?

Me: That's my Decker

Girl: Wooow where can I get one?

Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind

by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013

Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.

Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O

by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012

jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid

Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend

by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020