Contrary to popular belief doche is used to signify the orgasmic awesomeness of any person, place or thing. It is often used as a greeting in conversation to celebrate the moment you meet someone you pwn at life.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.
It has opposing or unrelated meanings to the word douche or douche bag.
Warning: Do not use this word against severely insecure or suicidal persons.
Doche Doche Doche! I feel incredible seeing you I fuckin' own you in all ways possible. You make me feel great. Doche!
by pdochesti May 07, 2007
Your doch is like a wet noodle
by Caleb April 10, 2004
really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.
by Tucker December 03, 2003
A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time
George Bush is a Doche Waffle
by Jblue2010@live.com February 18, 2009
Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?
Pers 2: Diet
Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?
Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.
Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo
Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.
Pers 2: Diet
Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?
Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.
Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo
Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.
by quebbbbb September 19, 2021
This is a Really Nice Thing to say to somone, this usally shows signs of love and affection towards someone you have a crush on. You will typically show signs of affection towards the person by asking them for nudes. it can also mean that u find the person hot.
by Peter Ian Staker III February 27, 2021
German catchphrase (original: Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus) used by people who are unable to come up with practical solutions to any problem whatsoever.
Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".
Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.
Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".
Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.
Sailor man: Captain, we are heading towards an iceberg, you need to turn around, so we don't crash!
Captain: Make an argument out of it.
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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!
Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.
Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.
Captain: Make an argument out of it.
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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!
Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.
Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.
by xXx_GogetaSS4_xXx July 31, 2024