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Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.
Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.
by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009
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Dogman

Dogman is a cryptozoological creature allegedly first reported in 1887 in Wexford County, Michigan. The creature is described as a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed bipedal canine-like animal with the torso of a man and a fearsome howl that sounds like a human scream. According to legends, the Michigan Dogman appears in a seven-year cycle.1 Sightings have been reported in several locations throughout Michigan, primarily in the northwestern quadrant of the Lower Peninsula. In 1987, the legend of the Michigan Dogman gained popularity when disc jockey Steve Cook at WTCM-FM recorded a song about the creature and its reported sightings.
OMFG theres the Dogman.... RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Psammead September 17, 2017
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geeze doumani

Geeze doumani is used as an exclaimation during the occurance of an absurd event.
*a dog does a cartwheel and disappears into the sky*
Adrian: Geeze doumani!
by LeTired March 18, 2008
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Dogman Flash

That flash was so bad that was a dogman flash
by Mobracco March 3, 2015
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sexually dormant

Much like volcanic dormancy, sexual dormancy implies sexual activity in the past and sexual activity in the future at an unspecified time but a current state of inactivity.
Sarah was a slut in college, but she has become sexually dormant since graduation.
by sylvanparked October 24, 2012
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dormanization

a configuration of a device, network or schema that is overtly complicated, undocumented and understood by one person and one person only. The only way to grasp its complexity is to reverse engineer the technology.
The five Cisco routers stopped working because of the constant dormanization. If we only had kept it simple, anyone would have been able to correct the problem quicker.
by q13 September 2, 2010
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Domantice Saybonis

a casual white dude whos sitting on a 3 quarter contract who will most likely be extended for two more games
Domantice Saybonis is such a casual
by lonzoballburner July 13, 2020
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