doodson

An alternative way to say "dude." Mainly used by idiots like myself.

henlo my doodson

by your crush O_o August 2, 2017

dodo’s conundrum

When you have the means to do something but still can’t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you can’t achieve a particular goal.

Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still can’t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like you’re facing the dodo’s conundrum

by brosifer November 14, 2019

Dodsferd

The darkest, angriest, most hateful black metal band in the world. Hailing from the shithole that is modern Greece, Dodsferd have plenty to be angry about. Dodsferd is front by a talented multi-instrumentalist by the name of Wrath. Early Dodsferd albums were recorded as a one-man band with Wrath playing all instruments and providing the death-inspiring vocals. Lyrical themes include misanthropy, hate, death, anti-christianity, and suicide. Some of Dodsferd's finer works include the songs:
"Your death, my propitiation",
"Fucking your creation",
"Suicide and the rest of your kind will follow",
"You call it resurrection, I call it a fairy tale for human parasites, your kind!",
"Suicide was created by your incompetence",
"A pile of shit, the only hope for your world",
"Cursing your will to live",

"You were talking about a kingdom, what the fuck is that!", and
"I can easily destroy all the things I created"

I was listening to Dodsferd's "Days of mental deterioration" and nearly killed myself because of how beautifully hateful it is.

by Nadiwrath November 18, 2017

gooseman dodo

1. noun: a book name in Shatin Pui Ying College

2. adjective: to describe a person or a book that is so lame, nonsense and gay. Or in other words, talking bull crap.

3. verb: someone or something is better than the other one, or get better rewards.

1: Gooseman Dodo is such a good book to read

2a: Wow, that drunk emo is such a gooseman dodo running after a firetruck like a sissy girl.

2b: That magazine is a gooseman dodo, it talks about just gay stuff.

3. Hey, Nigahiga is totally goosemaning the dodos than Peter Chao's.

by Valocko October 29, 2010

Hot dog Dodson

When having sex with your partner, while they are laying flat on their stomach you take your penis and insert it between their buttcheeks, pressing their buns around your shaft, making it look like a foot long hot dog

I was smashing last night and ended up giving her the hot dog Dodson!

by Hellnawdawg May 8, 2019

doose monkey

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

by Jereboam November 20, 2010

Doosdronk

"cunted" or to be extremely drunk. South African origin.

We ended up going to that party and getting Doosdronk. John hooked up with the wall.

by RustyJames- December 12, 2011