four finger discount

What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)

"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."

by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 24, 2005

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003

minority discount

A minority discount applies when a customer is mistaken for an employee based on ethnicity, resulting in goods or admission being granted free of charge. This can occur at such places as luxury resorts, restaurants, clubs and V.I.P. lounges.

Laquisha: Damn, you back already? How was your vacation?

Jose: I got coats, hats, money, a tray of drinks and I didn't have to pay admission to anything ever. Someone almost gave me a car but the other guy got it first.

Laquisha: Word. I got a Minority Discount in Seattle. Where's your hair net at?

by Kipunji July 24, 2013

10 finger discount

shoplifting

Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Discount Double Snatch

Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".

Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?

Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.

Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.

Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.

Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.

by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012

5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 9, 2005