1. Needlessly fall ing over in the middle of a game of football in an attempt to gain a penalty or free kick from the referee.
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates
by Bluethrough December 28, 2007
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The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
by SteVader January 18, 2006
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A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:
a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR
If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE
a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR
If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE
Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you
by RockeyMullet March 19, 2009
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Get the Dive mug.1. Going into a large group of people who are more popular than you or your squad.
2. Plunging into dat ass.
2. Plunging into dat ass.
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We Need Someone To Hook Up With The Least Attractive Guy In The Group
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