dittybag

a cloth bag used by sailors to put their laundry in

took my dittybag down to the laundry room

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

ditty dong

A short, simple dong.

Mark dropped his pants and the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his ditty dong.

by Timinatron December 5, 2017

ditto monkey

A person who vapidly, unthinkingly yet wholeheartedly repeats, shares and takes to heart phrases and ideas he/she hears from his perceived leader. Most often (OK, damned near exclusively) applied to followers of right-wing media magnates like Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage Weiner, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, et al. A ditto monkey is often a raging dullard who can't normally put two syllables together without a paper clip, yet when the topic of their idol's specialty comes up (usually politics), his eyes glaze over and he eloquently spews words you know he couldn't otherwise possibly understand.

"Oh great... E-mail from Patrick. Hideous spelling, every fourth word in ALL CAPS, punctuation looks like a typewriter threw up, and he's blaming the weather on the Clintons. What a flippin' ditto monkey!"

by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

ditsturbing

A term to be used upon observation of a character who is loud, provocative, voracious and contextually unaware. Such a character is generally least bothered about surroundings (inclusive of humans and items alike) and must be treated with fair caution, especially upon entering an intoxicated environment.

After coming back from the club, I needed some peace and quiet. However, Rachel was there to ruin the day with her loud, verbose and insensitive remarks. I've never seen anyone as ditsturbing as she.

by chachaditsturbin September 28, 2017

fuckin A dittybag

used to emphasize something

i nailed that dive..fuckin A dittybag

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

dittomonkey

A ultra-wordneoconservative/word activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.

Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"

by Blah August 8, 2003

hoo ditty doo

term used for genitalia. apropriate for both male and female.

"I want to get my hoo ditty doo pierced but I'm not too keen on the idea of dropping my draws and letting some strange guy stick a needle through my clit."

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005