Dutch Bagel

A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.

You're such a Dutch Bagel.

Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.

by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006

ditchbag

someone who says they will meet up and hang out, only to change there mind later on that day.

turtles a real ditchbag, he was gonna burn one and now hes just at home being a peice of shit.

by andthebrakesfailed October 20, 2009

Ditchbag

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.

"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."

by dissonant October 23, 2011