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distrigued

We've all felt this. It's that peculiar sensation of being genuinely disturbed by something, but somehow at the same time, oddly intrigued.
Did you just say you like to watch CSPAN while oiled up and completely in the nude? I'm distrigued.

Ugh, I just got tubgirled! It's so disgusting... but I can't look away! I'm just distrigued.
by Kaptinn January 20, 2011
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Distributing the peace

Toking up with people , selling marijuana. You are distributing the peace because weed makes people negotiate and come to peace with each other.
Ex1 - OFFICER: Sir, you are charged with distribution of marijuana
DUDE: what? No man, i was distributing the peace!

Ex2 - MOM: Son, were you smoking with those kids up the block?
SON: No , i was distributing the peace with some colleagues.
by Jointabalaballala August 4, 2010
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Distribution

Plural form of the Urban Dictionary word "Distribute."

Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.
Dude 1: "So what did you do this weekend mayne?"

Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"
by Paddywack February 16, 2009
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Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation
Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.
by J4VA March 27, 2023
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distribution

"I'm into distribution, I'm like Atlantic, I got the Mother Fuckers flyin' cross the Atlantic!" - Rick Ross
by darkmyst June 19, 2006
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distributive property

when you break a number up in to parts to add or multiply faster if you know your facts
distributive property:
47 x 71
(40 x 70) ( 7 x 1)
280 + 7
280
by fdceijklihjmdihumdpiuoujgreojo January 31, 2014
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New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)
F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.
by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009
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