diephone

The name used by those who dislike the Apple iPhone

Dave: "Look at my sexy new iPhone"
Steve: "Dude, you bought a diephone, you're such a waster"

by teh_yoinkster February 25, 2009

dishonest media

n. Any and all TV networks or online newspapers that share information which one personally finds unfavorable. Despite the use of the term "dishonest," the referenced media outlets often just distribute facts.

(See also: liberal media)

The dishonest media is totally biased against Donald Trump!

by surprisebxtch January 22, 2017

dishonestation

n. pl. Dishonestations
1. Not True
2. LIES!

A Word from a series of words I made up to counter the word, LIES!

<Eh^Sweet> LIES!
<Eh^Tuxebux> DISHONESTATIONS!

by Tuxebux August 4, 2004

Dishonest

Once was a lass called E.Rankeillor who claims that honesty is an important part of her life, yet is the epitome of being dishonest and will chat absolute shit

“I didn’t cheat on you with a holiday rep”
- Dishonest.

by David Swain Cranan May 10, 2018

Disphoning

Removing someone from your phone contacts

After Joe sent me the eighth text letting me know that he had left me a voice mail I decided the best course of action was disphoning him.

by seeyoutayter June 12, 2011

dishonest work

Dishonest work equates to ill-gotten gains. Like overcharging an elderly person for something they didn't need in the first place or writing a master's thesis on a non-relevant subject that is useless just because you wasted your life on it.

- "I wrote a master's thesis on this thing called Kancolle"
- "Man that sure is DISHONEST work you did there, why waste your life"

by Stoney_Steve96 May 21, 2019

dishonesty garb

Formal wear such as a suit and tie. Generally seen on politicians, lawyers, used car salesmen and others commonly believed to be dishonest but who use it in an attempt to appear trustworthy.

My family demanded I wear my dishonesty garb to the funeral.

by decianfalx May 20, 2021