by winston smithy December 20, 2009
Get the disjoint mug.A discounted major refers to an undergraduate degree that is less strenuous on the student. Such a degree is deemed 'discounted' for its lowered GPA score.
Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.
This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.
Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.
Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.
This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.
Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.
Examples of discounted majors with AGPAs (adjusted GPAs)
Communications: -.5 GPA
Elementary Education: -.5 GPA
Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA
Philosophy: -.4 GPA
English: -.35 GPA
Communications: -.5 GPA
Elementary Education: -.5 GPA
Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA
Philosophy: -.4 GPA
English: -.35 GPA
by Orlando Acevedo May 12, 2011
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The noun-form of the word 'disjoint' (not disjoint, but rather the formal dictionary meaning).
1 A state of disarray, confusion, disrepair, and utter chaos. Something that is so fucked up beyond repair that it's better off being replaced or scraped altogether.
2 The state of having one's literal joints out-of-place.
3 The moment where you stop smoking a joint.
1 A state of disarray, confusion, disrepair, and utter chaos. Something that is so fucked up beyond repair that it's better off being replaced or scraped altogether.
2 The state of having one's literal joints out-of-place.
3 The moment where you stop smoking a joint.
My, that is some disjointment you have gotten yourself into.
Person A: Hey, did you go to the party last night?
Person B: Yeah, after I took a hit of disjoint
Person A: Did you see the girl's house after? That shit was all fucked up.
Person B: Oh hell yeah, it was all one big disjointment.
Seeing his family entering the house from the second-story window, John knew that disjointment was inevitable, and he began to clean up his stuff.
Person A: Hey, did you go to the party last night?
Person B: Yeah, after I took a hit of disjoint
Person A: Did you see the girl's house after? That shit was all fucked up.
Person B: Oh hell yeah, it was all one big disjointment.
Seeing his family entering the house from the second-story window, John knew that disjointment was inevitable, and he began to clean up his stuff.
by Markers1713 February 20, 2011
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- to state someone is cretarded or special, at a price (reduction 40 to 60% off)
- to state someone is cretarded or special, at a price (reduction 40 to 60% off)
by MaDamC August 8, 2007
Get the discounted mug.Did you hear that? I dissjointed that behemoth in cellblock C.
Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.
Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.
by gnostic3 July 2, 2020
Get the dissjointed mug.by Nate T. and T-Clip! January 27, 2009
Get the Dispounted mug.Disapinted is very similar to disappointed in meaning but is only to be used in lighthearted circumstances.
Guy 1: Damn I wish i hadn't lost that game of Kings, I hate downing stuff!
Guy 2: I'd say you felt pretty disapinted with the result so?
Guy 2: I'd say you felt pretty disapinted with the result so?
by osulliad January 18, 2011
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