discombobulated

fucked up

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex

by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017

discombobulate

One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

I'm all discombobulated.

Disco? Mm, Bob--you late.

by Lady Chevalier May 7, 2005

Discombobulated bobulator

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.

The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.

by Bobulated July 21, 2020

Discombobulating

Confusing, Mysterious or Strange

your personality is Discombobulating

by TheLonelyOne October 21, 2006

discombobulate

To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates...
A: Don't even try to discombobulate me bitch

by Coopstar December 19, 2003

Discombobulator

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.

by JK_AFS November 5, 2009

discarbobulated

fucked up beyond all reckognition, fubar, kiwi slang for broken, could also mean disorientaded after a pissup as you are all fucked up

this car is totaly discarbobulated, beer has discarbobulated me

by professor of real life August 26, 2009