disasterbate 

To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.

He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.

My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.

disasterbate by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006

disasterbate 

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.

disasterbate by Vivenz November 26, 2003

disasterbate 

combination of disaster and masterbate.
1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.

Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)

disasterbate by panic December 16, 2004

Disasterbate 

Verb, To Disasterbate

to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.

Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*

Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM

Disasterbate by Jouniah January 27, 2011

Disasterbate 

When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.

Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.

Disasterbate by TChewy August 13, 2010

Disasterbate 

Masturbating so hard you cum everywhere leading into a giant disaster situation

guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night

guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate

Disasterbate by Disasterbate October 30, 2014

Disasterbate 

Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.

I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate

Disasterbate by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011