my d is e

Abbreviation of 'my dick is erect'. This phenomenon usually occurs around attractive women.

"Dude did you see that chick?"

"Hell yeah dude I saw that ass! My d is e."

by Lord Elsington Halsdingworth March 23, 2009

My D is the K to your V

isnt it obvious?

we all know that

My D is the K to your V

by mother erects September 4, 2016

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n

one once thought that whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es was the most superior variant of who.
but they were wrong.
and the god of words has returned to bestow apon them the penultimate who.
bow before it or the infinite wrath of whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’’es'n will be bestowed apon you and it will become a singularity, consuming the entire local group.
even a black hole could not imagine this kind of power.

guy one: whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n thinks they can get on my level
the audience: wheezing
some egomaniac: COME AT ME

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021