dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter

''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''

by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007

Dirty Napkin

When you Jizz all over yourself and just roll over n go to sleep.

Tad was such a lazy fuck. That instead of cleaning he takes a dirty napkin.

by @Glue_Schtick November 17, 2016

dirt nap

n. death

v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead

also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)

Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.

by TBea April 22, 2008

DIRT NAP CREW

Older individuals in a working environment who no longer serve any purpose other than the creation of more work for you.

Bob joined the dirt nap crew shortly after his fourth bypass surgery and could no longer function without assistance.

by EPT September 18, 2006

Dr. Dirt Nap

The Man is none other than the gangster version of the Grim Reaper. One tap on the shoulder from this mother trucker and you're done son.

Dr. dirt nap visited my dog petey last night. I really miss my niijaaa

by PlasticSheep October 22, 2018

Dirty Napkins

Napkins you use to clean up after the act of masterbating

I saw Jake's dirty napkins last night after he got out the bathroom

by Dalton.Turner615 February 9, 2009

celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005