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dirty fernandez

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.
by Jer Bear January 17, 2008
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Dirty Fernandez

The opposite of a dirty Sanchez, when one inserts ones own finger into ones anal cavity and proceeds to wipe it under said individuals nose. A very common term amongst Americans in Sweden.
One lonely night Danny decided to add to his nightly routine of his sad self gratification by giving himself a dirty fernandez and crying himself to sleep.anusfingerasslonelylip
by isaudit October 4, 2011
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Dirty Fernanda

When you're getting a blowjob and the women has braces and she bits down on your dick, chopping it clean off.
Person 1: Bro my girl did a Dirty Fernanda and now I think I'm a girl!

Person 2: Damn, I wish it was me.
by Melhor2 November 22, 2023
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