Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

Dirt Road Romeo

A guy who likes the have sex with other guys.

Hey thilly, Leths go to the local gay bar and try to pick up a THcruptious Dirt Road Romeo.

by Randy Vanasse December 17, 2003

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

Dirt Road Accent

A deep Southern accent and lexicon that only can only be achieved by living on a dirt road.

"That dauwg'll hundt" said Randy Clay said with a dirt road accent.

by cream_dreamz February 22, 2013

Old Dirt Road

The colon or arsehole.

-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.

by Rygar12 November 7, 2016

the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 4, 2014