The Darklings

Those who follow The Darkness. They are not strictly those who retreat into depression or like all things black. I would say the darklings are for the most part a happy bunch, so happy, in fact, that they enjoy the company of those who do have one color palette.

Ted says he became a darkling by accident one day, when raking leaves. A sudden whim came over him to split-jump over the leaf pile. He did, and, staring into the mustard-colored yellow leaves he saw that he, like the little maple leaf, was now part of a bigger thing. "the darklings!" he whispered, face towards the sky, "the darklings!"

by smantha May 27, 2004

darkling

A term used in the movie "The Covenant", to describe imprints of dead people that show up in the middle of the night and scare the crap outta you! (seen in the movie by Caleb and Pogue)

"Dude, this darkling just showed up in my house!"

"A darkling appeared to me in a dream last night."

by LVKF September 18, 2006

Darkling

A term often used to name the wicked, ashen-skinned humanoids that are often seen on the cliffs of Ingharia by passing boats and planes. They are seductive in nature (much like succubus) and always seem to feel as if they're staring straight into your heart.

It is said that darklings form from evil acts such as murder or rape, but it is truly been proven that each darkling is a human that was killed in ruthless battle against a warrior with no heart (now called Selym, see definition).

They prefer warm areas, oddly enough.

That darkling sure was scary!

I'm sure that a darkling will come and get you if you're not good tonight, sweetie!

by Laleryx December 10, 2010

Dickling

1. A penis before circumcision
2. A smaller than average penis (flaccid and/or erect)

Dr. Pepper: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pibb, it's a boy!
Mr. Pibb: Thank God... now circumcise his dickling!

by stp523 December 17, 2008

Dirking

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Dickling

When extremely drunk, the process of getting ones penis out and tickling someones arm with it.

Charlie... are you dickling me? OH DUDE PUT IT AWAY!!!

by maskerade April 3, 2011

Dirking off

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.

Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.

by jojoker September 30, 2011