dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

Dinklefoot

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.

Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?

by Master Clean January 17, 2006

Dinglefart

A fart, often moist, that when released follows the perpetrator wherever he or she travels.

Person one: Jesus! Who shit their drawers?
Person two: Dude that was me, but I laid it over there next to those fuglies. It must have followed me over here.
Person one: You gotta learn to cut those off! That was a Dinglefart!

by ShwingMaster August 21, 2013

dingleboogie

A somewhat noticeable bag of mucus hanging from one's nostrils, seeming to be falling, though remaining there either by constant sniffing or magic. See dingleberry.

Look Sal, Bill's got a dingleboogie the size of an egg!

by mamabirdie September 3, 2016

dingledoofer

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

by Gottapee July 1, 2017

dinglewood

The phallic anatomy of a male sexual predator.

Watch out for his dinglewood, kids!

by DrZach October 12, 2020

Dinglefart

Retard, dumbass, weirdo.

Look at that dinglefart driving the Civic... I think he's gonna race that cobra.

What a dinglefart, why is that hot chick with him.

by Johngirl June 22, 2017